The Ghost of Maggie Thatcher Exits Stage Right
Being the frontwoman of Iron Butterfly for so long
has taken its toll. Elvis may have left the building, but the Iron Lady
has left the country, this world altogether.
Take a bow, Lady Brighton. The flightless seagull armies are squawking for you.
And the roadies begin to take things down.
The ghost of Maggie Thatcher exits stage right.
Ain’t no Lady-Gaga-On-Pita. Once you get away from all
the Ritz and glamour. And why do barbers always have the worst hair?
Something about being shearer over sheep,
more bully than wooly. Ain’t no sham in that, surely!
And I know what you’re thinking, 7 clairvoyants on the payroll
and I still can’t dress for the weather.
I’ve seen that look on your face before.
The sagging laugh-less rot of condemned buildings.
Its dinner guest asbestos and tilted gravy boats
in the stairwell. Ignore those many signs of danger.
Ignore the clappers and the trappers.
Their garbage means nothing.
It is a landfill built upon a landfill.
Riding lessons for Superman, all aboard the Eastern Express!
Did you know the Man of Steel was allergic to horsies?
Refusals are hard to take.
And the woman in my hopeless brown Barcalounger
begins to growl – I start asking about flea collars and intruders,
arsenic-hungry Napoleon inside Mother Russia,
shopping for trusty Babushkas on the sly.
And the climate is changing into something more comfortable,
did you know that?
After 10, 000 years of glacial inactivity.
May have something to do with that lying ass Pinocchio
with the fifty-foot dong.
Doing doughnuts in front of glazed windows.
I see that any sense of humour
has left you, how long have you been single?
Ryan Quinn Flanagan is a Canadian-born author residing in Elliot Lake, Ontario, Canada with his wife and many mounds of snow. His work can be found both in print and online in such places as: Evergreen Review, The New York Quarterly, Fixator Press, Lothlorien Poetry Journal, Red Fez, and The Oklahoma Review.