99% Acetone
I don’t paint my nails
But I buy super strength nail & tip remover
Only if it contains 99% Acetone
If you know, you know
If you don’t, well, you might learn something
If you smoke cocaine in it’s freebase form and use the same pipe for a while, cocaine builds up inside it.
You can scrape it out, but you don’t always get it all or even a lot, but with acetone it’s thorough, run it through your pipe and let that dry on a mirror and you’ve got yourself a free little session for the evening.
Call me a crackhead druggy whilst you stick roids in your arse with shock needles, call me whatever you want whilst you snort stepped on street cocaine with a key
I can put the pipe down when I need to, I know when enough is enough, but you fucking lot who want to look down on me, believe me I’ve seen shit you’ll never see and if you did you’d probably shit yourselves. I’ve had your number from day 1, you only think you’ve got mine, but you never will, not really, only a facsimile at best perhaps.
So that’s 99% Acetone nail and tip remover, with how useful it is I can’t believe it’s 99 pence in Home Bargains
Jacques LaCey is an amateur racket maker, a wordsmith of questionable talent and a modern day acid casualty, currently working from Spahn Terrace.